? Gisele gifts us with the side of her supermodel superbooble. (Drunken Stepfather)

? All hail the Poshycat Doll. (Daily Stab)

? Kids, heed the sad tale of Naomi Campbell’s hairline: weave abuse leads to baldness. (Yeeeah!)

? Rihanna has a crotch that emits mystical hot pink beams! (Cityrag)

? More Mischa Barton titty buttons from Closing the Ring. Now with video! (Egotastic!)

? Julia Roberts stinks. (FemaleFirst)

? Julianne Moore shows Moore of herself. Namely, nipples. (Fatback)

? Billie Piper flashed a peck of freckled poppers. (Hollywood Tuna)

? Amy Winehouse spends a night being dainty and demure. (CelebWarship)

? Miley Cyrus in a typical MySpace picture pose. I.e., with exposed underwear. (Pop Crunch)